DID YOU WIN AT SNOW?

| Posted by Emily on 11 February 2010 - 11:13pm
One point for each "yes" answer.
  • You didn't have to go to work.
  • You didn't have to work from home.
  • It was unclear whether you had to work because your workplace was theoretically following the federal government closure schedule but your boss is kind of an ass and was trying to make you work anyway.
  • You drank before noon.
  • You had enough class to put it in your coffee.
  • You posted a photo of the snow to the internet.
  • The photo you posted was of the chair on your deck.
  • You thought the words "post-apocalyptic" or "end times"
  • You blogged and/or twittered those words.
  • You actually thought you were being insightful and/or funny when you did that.
  • You built something out of snow.
  • You built something whimsical out of snow.
  • You compared East Coasters' attitude towards the snow unfavorably to the attitude of those who live in [insert Midwestern place where you grew up/went to college]
  • You watched an entire season of any one television show.
  • You went outside and were totally, utterly charmed because these giant East Coast cities look fucking amazing in the snow.
  • You're kind of sad it's over.
  • But not really.