I hate everything

Seriously, for reals, and all that. I'd give you a bulleted list but I think Movering would seize up. Also, Microsoft Word read my blog and is now seeking revenge by autoformatting everything I write. If I let it have its way for long enough it would indent my paragraphs into an ancient pattern summoning Gozer the Destructor, but so far I've been control-Z-ing my way out of danger.

Other hatees: taxes (how uncreative, but isn't the US government supposed to be rewarding me for furthuring my education? Maybe if I send them a letter promising to use my schooling to build nuclear reactors), being out of Wasa crackers, Amazon.com (I don't want to talk about it), Flickr, and pretty much all theories of electoral mobilization.

I'm just going to go the gym and hope/pray that the ridiculous man who uses the bicycle and lifts weights at the same time is there. Watching him makes me happier than anything in the world except the Chicago Manual of Style FAQ.