Thrilling Escapades

I am now the proud owner of a Smart Trip. All you have to do is hold in NEAR a giant lighted magic plactic circle and it automatically deducts money from your card. I like anything that automatically deducts money from me.

I couldn't talk about this before, for fear of inciting the bands of robbers who regularly visit this page, but the other day I had $580 in cash on my person! It was the only way to put down a deposit on my apartment, since I seem to have left my checkbook in Caz.

Yesterday I stopped by Jill's house, which is next door to a restaurant where people eat on the roof. I'd like to see them get attacked by seagulls. (caw! caw!)